Aaron's Art

Aaron's latest art piece.

Came up with a concept.

He found all the material individually.

Welded everything himself.

Threw both pots.

Isn't it lovely??!

See it in person at displayed on the lawn at the GCB along with other art pieces.

I want to marry the IRS

**this post was written a few months ago.**

I know nothing about taxes. I use Turbo Tax, and that's about as interested as I get. (luckily, my father is a lawyer, who I don't have to pay to answer all my dumb questions. LOVE YOU DAD!)

So a few months ago when we received a 'you didn't claim this 1099 and now you owe this much' from a 1099 that an old boss never sent over THREE YEARS AGO, I pulled out my PHD in over reacting and went a little crazy over a very insignificant amount of $$.

And I would like to document all the ridiculous things that were said (mostly by yours truly):

"If I pay this with your pell grant, does that mean the government paid our taxes for us?"

"Why do I even need to do my taxes if they are just going to check it for me and tell me what I missed? They should just do my taxes every year."

"I don't know which box to check? Should I check both? I'll just check all of them. Confuse them."

"They want me to fill in the best time to call my phone number: NEVER!"

"Let's just disappear. Like Prison Break!"

"Does Obama pay taxes? I'm going to google it."

A: "Why'd you paint your nails black?" E: "To convey how I feel about the IRS"

"Are we on a hit list? Are they going to come to our house?"

"Aaron, fart in the envelope before you send it!"

I picture the IRS like this. Ah, that feels better. Poor IRS.

How Bout Eggs!